Sometimes I write outlines.

I think that trust is a weird concept.

I found a Tom Waits quote that I like, ironically, I suppose, while I was on my phone.

Open a new document and set it up.

Click clickclick clickclick

I once jumped out of a third story window at recess.

Sometimes my foot cramps up when I do yoga, and it’s taught me something about life.

I always forget that I could just call.

I have too many things to do.

I always thought that human skulls for cups was kind of an impractical idea.

The word ‘buff’ comes from Buffalo, or, more accurately, Buffalo grease.

Futility is a toy sailboat on a glassy harbour.

Have you ever been embroiled in a controversy?

Help me with this pain and I’ll love you forever.

I never learned how to draw.

I enjoy throwing rocks at other rocks.

Phlogiston is a poor substitute for oxygen.

I’ve been forgetting to breathe.

I met someone named Grover once.